Archive for August, 2006

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Thursday, August 31st, 2006

What a wholly depressing story. Look at this lede:

SENECA FALLS, N.Y. – Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, standing outside an abandoned knitting mill that will become the new home of the National Women’s Hall of Fame, said Thursday she hopes America…

More Brevity

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

But this is worth it.

(via boing boing.)

This Needs Spreadin’ Around

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

I realize that if you’re reading this, you’re probably already aware of it (even if you do live in Denmark), but this still needs to be pushed out to the masses.

I apologize for the brevity of late. Been thinkin’.

Fun With Spam

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

My latest spam e-mail came from “Yachtsman A. Lechers”. That’s too good a name not to share.

That is all. More haikus later.

An iTunes Haiku

Saturday, August 26th, 2006
itunes on windows
nothing but difficulty
steve jobs can suck it

I could write another 14,000 words on why I hate it, but this seems more efficient. And arty. I’m all for the arty.

Clip of the Century

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

Simply beautiful.

We have a first runner-up in the Quote of the Century sweepstakes. Shouldn’t have been so hasty in awarding it earlier:

You know, I’m a big fan of The Daily Show and Colbert Report. But I can say that this…

Quote of the Century

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
Don’t get me wrong. I hope that someday all the Libertarians get a nice big country (say, the size of Texas) all to themselves. And then the rest of us will have cameras pointed at your country 24/7 for entertainment.…

Oh My Sweet Heavens

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

You need to go see Little Miss Sunshine. Now.

Need more convincing than that? Okay, fine. Here’s the trailer, and here’s the official site.

No, I can’t tell you why, you just have to go see it.

What are you…

Ugh.

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

You know what can fucking go? Web pages that blast sound at me without first checking to make sure I’m okay with it.

History Lesson

Friday, August 11th, 2006

Question is, who’s going to learn from reading it?