But I digress.

Yes, lots of stuff is burning. Thankfully, nothing close to here. I did drive by this one last night, and it was creepy as hell to see orange flames burning a few miles away. About the worst hardship we’re dealing with…

Thanks for the spoiler, CNN.

Fuckers.

Note: Do not read that story unless you have no plans of wanting to go see The Darjeeling Limited, or you just really like plot points ruined for no good god damn reason in the…

Man, you come home with weird crap when the drugstore’s having a clearance sale.